Friday, October 5th, 2007
|
|
3:57 pm - what do you know!?
|
finally getting around to moving. should be out of here soon. In a short time I'll know what it's like to be a property owner. I hate moving still.
WHATEVES
|
|
(1 comment | comment on this)
|
|
Thursday, April 5th, 2007
|
|
6:38 pm
|
|
i wonder how many hobos have died from the pet food recall. and when will the news outlets pick up the stories of hobo death, because of recalled pet food.
|
|
(comment on this)
|
|
Friday, February 2nd, 2007
|
|
9:41 pm - i am awesome
|
|
I like totally drove from Saskatoon straight to Chicago in 26 hours, which is like 1373 miles. I am totally awesome.
|
|
(comment on this)
|
|
Saturday, January 27th, 2007
|
|
6:08 pm
|
|
man i love twirling my mustache. it makes me feel classy. mustache wax does't smell that good. but it's totally worth it to have a twirled up mustache.
|
|
(comment on this)
|
|
Wednesday, October 18th, 2006
|
|
11:28 am - JEFF 'N' ELVIS 4 LYFE
|
|
|
Thursday, September 21st, 2006
|
|
3:07 am
|
Yeah, I shaved my beard, and I have a mustache.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT CRACKER!?
I'm also using a trackball mouse, which they still make. And it's a garbage. If I could use my weiner as a mouse it would work better.
|
|
(comment on this)
|
|
Monday, August 7th, 2006
|
|
12:36 am - JOYCE MOTHER FUCKING DEWITT
|
I met Joyce Dewitt at Wizard World, and it was awesome.
Christmas cards for life.
|
|
(comment on this)
|
|
Wednesday, June 14th, 2006
|
|
6:02 am - look what jeff made
|
so i made a video for the contest fx held on myspace and here it is
click here!
i plan on making a better version with all of the footage i couldn't fit originally.
|
|
(comment on this)
|
|
Friday, June 2nd, 2006
|
|
9:12 am - GREATEST SITCOM EVER!
|
Abe- the main character the choose one to destroy the evil tree Ashley
Ashley- the evil tree Abe needs to destroy
Grandpa- Abe’s grandfather who also has the ability to destroy the evil tree Ashley
Betty- Abe’s girlfriend
Clayton- Abe’s best friend, who believes in Abe’s powers
GP: It's time that we sat down and had a talk, Abe. Now most people think I’m crazy. But I know you have the same gift that I have. You see it's our family's destiny to destroy Ashley. Because if we don't, he'll take over the world. And only the chosen one can destroy him and his evil followers. But along with this blessing you have, you also have a curse. Now I'm not sure why you're allergic to tree leaves, but you are. And you're going to have to get over that. And everyone is going to think that you're crazy. I know they all think I am. Do you understand what I'm saying boy?
Abe: Grandpy I don't hear the trees talk.
GP hits Abe with his cane.
GP: Come with me I'll show you something that you're going to remember!
They go to the site of the most evil tree Ashley
GP: This here boy is your arch enemy. His name is Ashley, and he's going to destroy the world unless you stop him!
Abe: But grandpy it's just a tree. It can't hurt anyone. And why did you give the tree a girls name but refer to it as a "he".
GP: FINE you think I’m crazy, well I’ll go talk to it!! Then we'll see who's crazy!!
Grandpa runs over to the tree
GP: Well I’m here so what are you going to do now Ashley!?
Cut to tree
Ashley:.......
GP: OH I see how it's going to be! *GP turns around* I'M NOT CRAZY. This tree is evil and he'll...
Ashley kills grandpa
Abe: Grandpy Nooooooo
Ashley: That's right, your grandpa wasn't crazy. And if you don't watch out I'll strike you down next. I'll sneak up right behind you and BAM you'll be dead just like him
Abe: I swear I'll kill you one day. I might be allergic to leaves. But I'll get my revenge one day.
15 years later
Betty: Look Abe I'm leaving you. It was fun while it lasted. But you're a lumberjack who claims to be the chosen one to destroy evil trees. And at first it was cute, and I figured it was an act or a joke. But you never dropped it. And now I finally realized that you're crazy. And I can live with myself by sleeping with a lumberjack. But I will not be known as that girl who has a thing for Abe the crazy lumberjack.
Abe: Betty I'm not crazy. An evil tree name Ashley killed my grandfather. And I have to destroy him before he kills me.
Betty: Look a tree can't kill you, unless it falls on you. So I'm just going to go now. And with luck I’ll never see you again.
Betty leaves
Abe: Enough of this. I'm going to go destroy Ashley
Abe goes to Ashley
Abe: Look Ashley I've had enough of this. Today is the day that I get my revenge.
Ashley: Oh really? I would like to see you try.
Abe runs towards Ashley. And Ashley shoots leaves at him. And Abe screams and falls down. and blacks out
Abe wakes up with his best friend Clayton next to him
CL: Going after the tree again high five *goes for high five*
Abe: Yea, well it didn't work too well since I’m allergic to leaves.
CL: I had a cousin once who loved cheese, but he was lactose intolerant. So then one day he had enough of it so he ate all the cheese he could get his hands on. It was sick. Then he never had to worry about being lactose intolerant.
Abe: That cured him?
CL: No he died, that's why it was sick. oh yeah, I figured I should be the one who tells you this. You're ex Betty has been seen running around with Ashley. Some say that they're an item.
Abe: So you're telling me that Betty and Ashley, my arch enemy are an item?
CL: Hey man don't shoot the messenger. I just call them like I see them.
Abe: You know what I need some time alone.
As Clayton leaves Abe picks up the phone and calls Betty.
Betty: Hello?
Abe: Are you really going out with Ashley?
Betty: Look Abe, you're not my father and I don't need your approval to who I date.
Abe: How could you date my arch enemy. And he's a tree!
Betty: Look I didn't mean for this to happen. But we met one day a couple weeks ago and we just clicked. I didn't realize who he was at the time. But we're engaged, and I love him.
Abe: So you were cheating on me with a tree?!
Betty: Abe I don't have time for this. Ashley made reservations for us tonight. I need to get ready. We're in love and I suggest you just get over me. It'll make everything a lot easier.
Betty hangs up the phone
Abe: Ashley! I'll get my revenge!
And that's how i spend my time.
|
|
(2 comments | comment on this)
|
|
Monday, May 8th, 2006
|
|
11:07 pm - Throwing kitties off the balcony
|
|
|
Sunday, April 23rd, 2006
|
|
9:08 pm
|
|
|
Saturday, April 1st, 2006
|
|
6:28 pm
|
|
so oblivian for the 360 is fucking sweet. and there's a homeless person by my aptartment that i see like everytime i go out but he's a nice one. he calls me "dyer" because that's my hometown, and he doesn't ask me for money. and he walks old ladies and what not. so he's a really nice homeless person. except i'm guessing that he lives in cabrini green since we get a lot of panhandlers from there in this area. and the weird part is that he as a stunning resemblance to JJ Evans from Good Times. which is weird since good times took place in cabrini green. and he looks about the age of what JJ Evans would be. he doesn't scream DY-NO-MITE. but i would say if tv shows were a seperate universe,and Good Times was one of those universes. I would say at some time our two universes combined. and thus making Good Times a reality. and now JJ Evans calls me Dyer, and sometimes Dyer Indiana.
|
|
(1 comment | comment on this)
|
|
Monday, January 16th, 2006
|
|
9:19 am
|
i don't like moving.
one day i will own a small sack of dirt and a can of fruit
then one day that can of fruit will be empty
but i'll still keep it
to put dirt into
|
|
(3 comments | comment on this)
|
|
Wednesday, January 11th, 2006
|
|
7:27 pm
|
|
sometimes i feel like dancing. watch out john travolta from 29 years ago. because jeff larson is catching up.
|
|
(comment on this)
|
|
Monday, December 12th, 2005
|
|
11:16 pm
|
|
there is a court show on FOX chicago called The Justice League. and every commercial i see makes me giggle. because i wonder what if the justice league did have a court show.
|
|
(1 comment | comment on this)
|
|
Friday, December 9th, 2005
|
|
10:52 pm
|
i made a holiday card
front
the inside
it's also about a lumberjack who can hear a tree that wants to take over the world. but can't because he's a tree. and only one man can hear this tree talk. but can't destroy it because he's allergic to trees. and only he can destroy it because he's the chosen one.
the sad thing is no one will get one. maybe someone in my family will. pay attention hallmark. your days are numbered.
|
|
(2 comments | comment on this)
|
|
Thursday, December 8th, 2005
|
|
6:51 pm
|
|
i got a slip for jury duty in the mail a couple days ago. and i find that awesome. and you know the best part. if i get selected to show up. i get 20 bucks just for showing up. how awesome is that.
|
|
(4 comments | comment on this)
|
|
Sunday, November 27th, 2005
|
|
2:41 pm
|
|
today when i came out of the shower i looked at myself in the mirror. and thought to myself what would i look like with slicked back hair. so i did just that. and at first i thought i looked like an ass. but then all of a sudden i couldn't help myself. with my left hand i snaped and pointed at myself in the mirror. and with my right hand i gave myself the thumbs up. and that's when i realized that under this house was an indian burial ground of indians with slicked back hair. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKY. ok seriously how many people just craped their pants?
|
|
(3 comments | comment on this)
|
|
Wednesday, October 5th, 2005
|
|
9:18 pm
|
|
so i haven't left for vegas yet because i'm sick. so we're with my parents for now. i'm feeling better but i still cough up green stuff (it's not brown because i haven't been smoking (as much)). well sometimes it's brown, but not like the deep brown. just light brown sugar brown. and my poo's been off. but no one wants to hear about that really. which is sad, because my shit is just as important as anyone else's shit. I finished Guru yesterday. which was a wonderful book.
|
|
(2 comments | comment on this)
|
|
Wednesday, September 28th, 2005
|
|
9:26 pm
|
|
i'm sick. jen has a cold. i don't think i have a cold. i just feel like shit. i hate packing. it's also definate that we're moving to las vegas friday night. unless some sort of terribble act happens. i always have a problem with packing. because i'm leaving some stuff at my parents basement and having it sent over there. and i know i don't need all my books. and that i probobly won't even read them in the near future. but i can never leave them behind. i started to read Guru, which is about Del Close which so far is a wonderful read. And now back to the dreadful packing. i fucking hate packing. and i also decided that i probobly can't take all my comics. so i'm just going to fill up a short box. and i can't decide what i want to take. and they're at the same status as books where i think i can't live without them, but i probobly can.
|
|
(10 comments | comment on this)
|
|
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
anu1's journal